Deek Jackson's Weekly Headlies
A shame isn't it, Deek? We have this wonderful blue beautiful marble orbiting a fantastic star we call the Sun. We live in an equally marvelous ocean of countless other stars and galaxies. Wonder of wonders. Yet, our planet is run by criminal gangs enslaving humanity who trash the home we all live on and at the same time tell us to panic about the dangers of plant food. The gangsters we're talking about are not the type the politics of language lead you to imagine--uncouth Mafia, Yakuza, Chinese triads, urban gangs everywhere--but ones wearing the best suits and parading themselves as heroes (or those we never hear and read about operating Behind the Curtain).
